1. pangea-nationalist:

    I really do hate thinking. I wish I were feral and illiterate

    (via guy)

     

  2. rolingstoneboycomplex:

    when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me

    (via trustissued)

     

  3. barduils:

    im full of rage and dangerously stupid but god is holding me back by the scruff of my neck like a kitten

    (via where-the-shitposts-are)

     

  4. The girl at the clinique counter said she had just the thing for my oily skin. First of all BITCH that’s my highlighter

     
  5. unrepentantwarriorpriest:

    billwill82:

    @klubbhead

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    Lmaooooo I went to school and played soccer with the Amazon

    (via unrepentantwarriorpriest)

     

  6. northernwinedregs:

    Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

    (via trustissued)

     

  7. future-geometries:

    me, gently pulling my consciousness back into my body: please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times

    (via and-down-we-go)

     
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  9. fairygodrobot:

    anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR

    the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably

    (via where-the-shitposts-are)

     

  10. figblush:

    *puts a flower in my hair and moves on*

    (via guy)