I really do hate thinking. I wish I were feral and illiterate
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when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me
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im full of rage and dangerously stupid but god is holding me back by the scruff of my neck like a kitten
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The girl at the clinique counter said she had just the thing for my oily skin. First of all BITCH that’s my highlighter
Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.
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me, gently pulling my consciousness back into my body: please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times
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anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR
the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably
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